Very Exciting Reason to Walk on Water

Some people just are born that way. I know I am one of "those people". I feel that it gives me an Ogreish charm and overall likeability ; ).
Other people were either raised by wolves (really slow, dull wolves) or have experimented with too many mind altering substances over the years.....

This guy is one of those people!

That being said, I also update my Facebook using Twitter. All the updates for both go right to my email which is automatically sent to my Blackberry. But, if I were to dabble in a little "breaking and entering" I am pretty sure I could resist the urge to borrow your PC.

Who knows, I may even be a PC!

This may (actually the word is "does") not even qualify as anything theological, but it is a very exciting story. I laughed and I even thought of a Bible verse to go along with it.

Proverbs 23

29 Who has woe? Who has sorrow?Who has strife? Who has complaining? Who
has wounds without cause? Who has redness of eyes?
30 Those who tarry long over wine;those who go to try mixed
wine.
31 Do not look at
wine when it is red,when it sparkles in the cup and goes down smoothly.
32 In the end it bites like a serpent and stings like an
adder.
33 Your eyes will see strange things, and your heart utter perverse things.
34 You will be like one who lies down in the midst of the sea, like one who lies on the top of a mast.
35 “They struck me,” you will say, “but I was not hurt;they beat me, but I did not
feel it.When shall I awake?I must have another drink.”