Cybernecking and 2000 Year Old Shampoo

Some people just can't help it. It must be the shiny lights, or the mangled metal, or (morbidly enough) the chance to see something awful. You are one. I am one. We are rubberneckers. I experience this on a daily basis. But in a sort of similar but different kind of way. I have to read the news websites. FoxNews.com is where I go to see fringes of society and the effects of there Godlessness. I would now like to coin the term "cybernecker". Go ahead google it, you won't find it anywhere.

Like most people I am a creature of habit. I get to work and fill out all the attendance forms (blah). I check all the urgent work related emails (blah blah). I even makes sure that all of the jobs in my department have actual people doing their necessary function (blah blah blah). Just about the time I am halfway through the first of 7-8 cups of coffee, I do it. I click onto my favorites and go to see what people who need Jesus did yesterday. I call it cybernecking because it feels like I am looking at a train wreck every morning. Here are just a few of the low lights....mis-treating an armless man?, Saw I, Smokey the Bear's Nemesis, and the meanest WallMart greeter ever!!! This entire process leaves me feeling like Luke Skywalker after the snake-alien took him for an underwater adventure in the garbage compactor.....

Da-ERTY.

Trust me, there are worse things than this, I won't scroll down any further as I have found that the "Feature and Faces" section of this website has been reserved for so called celebrities and there promotion of the homosexual lifestyle. It seems that it is not only cool to be homosexual, but if you give enough Christless people their fifteen minutes they will insist that our children also promote and consider this rebellion as well. Not to mention the ugly tactics these people use to silence ANY opposition - all in the name of free speech!

Obviously, I digress...

Since way way back, when the automobile was invented by Al Gore (oh no wait that was the Internet), there have been car accidents, and there have been rubberneckers. I apologize, but I will not be able to solve that problem here. But, I think through my experience, I have solved the problem of cybernecking.

Correction....God solved it, about 2000 years ago.....Romans 12:2

It takes an entire day to "wash that man right outta my hair!"

The OLD MAN that is.

See ya Friday for the Grace Gem of the week....

The Ogre